FINDING THE FUNNY - Through a Child’s Eyes

A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school.

After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut.  Mom and dad are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is okay.

They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. 

At the end of the year, the son brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+.

Mom and dad are very happy and ask the son, "What changed your mind about learning math?"

The son looked at mom and dad and said, "Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the back on the room behind the teacher's desk and I knew they meant business."

GUEST APPEARANCE - Dr. Laura Ciel Show

Dr. Laura Ciel has an intelligent show where she asks some of the best questions to get at the heart of the matter. We dig into my experience with chronic pain in this interview, and through her probing questions, we come up with a good perscription for organic and orgasmic living. I loved her style, and she has a unique way to bring out the best in people to inspire her listeners. Give it a listen…it is one 15 minute segment by clicking below.

 

 

 

Dr Laura Ciel, Founder Of 1One World Leadership, Is A Change Agent For Anyone Or Any Business Desiring To Change The Status Quo Or Who Is Experiencing A Change In Their Lives. Licensed As A Psychologist And Accredited As A Coach, Her Unique Talent Lies In Her Ability To Help People Confront The Old Patterns Keeping Them Stuck In Unproductive, Unfulfilling Lives And Learn Strategies To Create The Exceptional Lives They Really Want To Be Living. Through Interviewing Guests, Providing Specific Advice And/Or Answering Listeners Questions Live The Show Will Inform And Inspire All Of Us To Live Our Exceptional Lives. 

 

To learn more about her show, click HERE.

GUEST APPEARANCE - Healthy Alternatives

My thoughts on sexual healing are shared with Dr. Jerry Teplitz. His radio show "Healthy Alternatives" provides a needed resource for natural ways to treat health conditions. On this show, he discusses the healthy breakthrus with acupuncture for pain relief. To listen to this and my interview on sexuality, click the button below.

 

 

 

Dr. Jerry V. Teplitz dynamic, educational and entertaining keynotes and seminars have a long-term impact on performance enhancement and productivity.

 

Dr. Teplitz is author of 8 books and his latest, "Switched-On Selling," became a #1 Amazon Bestseller. He has given over 1700 presentations to more than 1 million people since 1974. Participants report becoming more positive, effictive, focused, energized, and productive.

Dr. Teplitz has earned the Certified Speaking Professional designation from the National Speakers Association. 

 

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GUEST PODCAST - Barbara Musser on “Sexy After Cancer”

What a special treat to sit down face to face with the Beautiful Barbara Musser, and share stories of how she found her sexuality through the health crisis of a breast cancer diagnosis. It is a truly inspiring story of how she went deep into self-love and inner wisdom to heal herself from the inside out. In this deep inner journey, she found a meaningful and ecstatic life. She vulnerably shares how her diagnosis was a wake up call…no more living according to outside input. Now her question is "How do a stay awake?" She has some wonderful insights on that topic! Click the listen button below to hear this yummy 30 minute conversation!

 

 

 

 

Barbara Musser is a world-renowned intimacy and sexuality educator and coach, facilitator and author. She was diagnosed with breast cancer in 1989 as a young woman and had a child after all her treatments. She has worked with hundreds of women, couples, and health care professionals. She specializes in creating programs to help heal the trauma of cancer treatments to femininity, intimacy, sexuality and relationsips. Barbara is the found and CEO of Sexy After Cancer. Barbara leads retreats for women, she creates powerful circles that show women how they heal the world. WooHoo! To learn more, go to www.SexyAfterCancer.com. 

Here she is with her sweetie, Ron Morgan. They do couples workshops and retreats, and share how they have created a beautiful organic and orgasmic life!

JOKE - Good Clarity :-)

Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. 

While they were dating, he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her, but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine.

So he continued to date Lorraine.

One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the woods by the river. 

As they were walking near the river, Lorraine fell in and was washed away.

Brian softly sang, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone…"

 

Silly fun !!

GUEST APPEARANCE - Love Online talking Self-Love, Inner Beauty and Sexuality

These two dynamic women, Laura Banks and Susan Winter, have stepped up to help change the world of love and relationships. It was such a treat to be on their show.

Our conversation, including a call in from NY physician, Dr. Alan Pressman. He confirmed this topic of sexuality is so important. It was such a juicy and joyous time. We talked about what helps get us in your bodies, reduce stress, and enjoy sex to the fullest. Listen in to the whole show.

 

 

 

 

Laura Banks penned the USA Today Bestseller Breaking the Rules, Last Ditch Tactics for Landing the Man of Your Dreams (Career Press, 1997) which sold over 125,000 copies nationwide. She also penned Love Online (Career Press, 1994) and Embracing Your Big Fat Ass (Simon and Schuster, 2008) TV appearances as a relationship coach include: ABC World News, Tyra, Rosie, MSNBC, Fox News, VH1, The Movie Channel, BRAVO, as well as mentions in hundreds of newspapers nationwide including The New York Times and L.A. Times. She's also written for Fitness Magazine and Tarot.com. Laura currently produces and hosts Loveline Radio and is a practicing astrologer.

 
 
SUSAN WINTER is a futurist, with her eye on the perfected model of loving partnerships. She is an author and motivational speaker with a thriving consulting practice on both coasts. Susan's book "Older Women/Younger Men" (New Horizon Press) opened the social conversation to identify the many evolving and cutting-edge forms of mating we are now seeing, in today's world. Credits include: THE TODAY SHOW, GOOD MORNING AMERICA, ABC/CBS/NBC EVENING NEWS, VH1, CNN, and INSIDE EDITION. Feature articles and cover stories include: COSMO (USA/UK), HARPERS BAZAAR (US/UK/AUS), PEOPLE, GOOD HOUSEKEEPING, NEW YORK TIMES, WASHINGTON POST, LONDON TIMES, BOSTON HERALD, LA TIMES, CHICAGO TRIBUNE, SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE, IN TOUCH MAGAZINE, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY, WOMAN’S WORLD and THE DAILY EXPRESS (London). In radio Susan has been a frequent guest on NPR, ABC (Mitch Album), Playboy Network (Sirius Radio), CBS News Radio and 98FM-Dublin, Ireland.

FINDING THE FUNNY - Teacher Wisdom

The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: "What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?"

Jessica responds: "That's disgusting! I don't have to answer that question!"

So the teacher asks little Johnny.

Johnny responds: "That's easy…the pupil of the eye."

"That's correct Johnny. Very Good!"

And turning to Jessica, she says: "I've three things to say to you, young lady…first, you didn't do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you're in for a big disappointment."

CBL#162 - The Essential Feminine with Maureen Simon

Our inner beauty and sexuality is available to us ALWAYS. We need to quiet our minds to allow it.  This is a bit of brilliant wisdom from my guest, Maureen Simon, author of "The Essential Feminine: Claiming Your Influential Power." Maureen has taken a year and a half study of feminine attributes/talents that she has identified and included in this ground-breaking book. She shared that all humans have male and female attributes, and women are predisposed to some energies like collaboration, interconnectedness and emotional expression that are needed in our workplace and the world. To listen to this dynamic and articulate woman, click the listen button below.

Coach Betty Louise started the show with creating a formula for taming those inner beauty critics or gremlins. The time is now for us to emerge as the powerful and essential forces that we are in the world. Tune into the whole show by clicking listen button below.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maureen is the founder of The Essential Feminine Company™ (TEF)—a lifestyle and business design company that supports women in creating successful, powerful lives that incorporate their feminine attributes and gifts through her work with women in private consulting and in groups. Her company provides learning environments and products to help women claim, live and lead with their natural strengths and talents.  TEF believes that it is now time for women step forward and make a major contributions in the world. 

 

Maureen’s experience with women is based on over 25 years of successfully mentoring and guiding women leaders from around the world in creating successful lives and businesses that reflect their values.  As a social alchemist she addresses women’s pertinent issues of social change and transformation. For more information on TEF visit www.TheEssentialFeminine.com