FINDING THE FUNNY – Talk Like an Adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend.
Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the weekend, but to use adult words in telling their stories.
First Pupil: "I visited my Nana."
Teacher: "Please use adult words, you visited your Grandmother."
Second Pupil: "I had a ride on a choo-choo."
Teacher: "Please, you had a ride on a train."
Third Pupil: "I read a whole book by myself for the first time."
Teacher: "Excellent. And what was the name of the book?
Third Pupil: "Winnie the Shit."
Our children are watching us and listening to us!