The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. 

Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the weekend, but to use adult words in telling their stories.

First Pupil: "I visited my Nana." 

Teacher: "Please use adult words, you visited your Grandmother."

Second Pupil: "I had a ride on a choo-choo."

Teacher: "Please, you had a ride on a train."

Third Pupil: "I read a whole book by myself for the first time."

Teacher: "Excellent. And what was the name of the book?

Third Pupil: "Winnie the Shit."

Our children are watching us and listening to us! 

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